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Hi im Ayla, a 17 year old single pansexual with purple hair

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

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lasagnababy:

in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image

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kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

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invisiblenap:

i was looking for pictures for a thing and here we fucking are

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eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

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isten-o-he-ilence:

I see London 

I see France

I see Frankie Grande

Falling in love with Zach Rance

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thefinalrung:

Amber isn’t safe because of you Caleb you misogynistic fuck…. She is safe because every time that girl has been nominated she has won a comp. Step off and get help you crazy motherfucker.

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Cody: Zach, what are you doing?
Everyone: WHAT YOU WOULDN'T DO!
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donnyisbae:

There’s a 100% chance that I might cry

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bb16shit:

Mama Rance is k i l l i n g me with her zankie love.

(The vine is Frankie saying “you’d be having the best sex of your life” and Zach’s delicious grunt in response.)

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zachary-rance:

some gems from Christine’s husband’s twitter (heavy sarcasm intended, in case you couldn’t tell)

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sealfie:

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 

image

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911: 911, What is your emergency?
Me: YES, HELLO? THEY'RE RELEASING THE HOBBIT TRAILER TOMORROW.
911: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MA'AM JUST STAY CALM, WE'LL GET AN AMBULANCE TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. SHIT SON.
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Giant Sushi Roll